Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

Battleship (2012)

Directed by Peter Berg

Starring Alexander SkarsgÄrd, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Rihanna

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Berg took a few pages out of the Michael Bay playbook. Basically, this is Transformers at sea. Ridiculous caricatures, a constant veneer of sweat on every actor, polished photography, bad jokes, classic rock, and masturbatory obsession with military machismo.

Using the tsunami buoys to channel the board game was a bit of a stretch. The aliens are cool-looking, though.

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