Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Simply Irresistible (1999)

Stupid.

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Bill Cosby: Himself (1983)

Watching it now, it just doesn’t seem that funny. Cosby’s comic timing his a bit off, and all his drug humor is just childish. Was he really a riot back then?

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Miami Vice (2006)

Foxx pulls it off. Farrell does not. The film has a good feel, but the story isn’t interesting enough. Maybe coolness alone can’t carry a feature-length movie the way it could carry a TV show in the 80’s. Sweet footage of the tank gun shooting into cars.

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American Splendor (2003)

Why should we care about this prick?

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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

What a cast. A nicely balanced, dialogue-driven ensemble piece. But like a lot of Mamet stuff, many of the scenes feel heavily scripted and gratuitously profane, even with these talented actors.

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Aimee & Jaguar (1999)

Really takes you back. Make-up, costuming, and set-design are top-notch. All very authentic. Itís hard to tell when the movie was made, which is the sign of a successful period piece. Another thing that takes you back is seeing mediocre-looking women playing confident, desirable characters. The present-day standard is to…

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Being the first one Iíve seen all the way through, and not having read any of the books, there is obviously a lot of back story which I’m missing. Which is fine. I wouldnít expect each of the 7 movies to reintroduce all of the characters. There are obviously a…

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Into the Blue (2005)

Beautiful people, beautiful locations, and a surprisingly decent story. Some really nice underwater photography, helped by crystal clear water.

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Gremlins (1984)

Pretty polished and entertaining for an 80’s movie.

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Oh, God! Book II (1980)

Burns is charming.

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