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Meatballs (1979)

Reviewed on Jan 29, 2005

Doesn’t hold up that well. The comedy may have been rebellious back then, but watching it now, it seems juvenile and witless. Murray’s a genius, but you can’t tell here.

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AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

Reviewed on Jan 29, 2005

Not bad. That monster vs. monster thing always works, and it was pretty cool how the chick and the Predator became friends. Nice action sequences. Those Predators have some pretty cool weapons.

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Eurotrip (2004)

Reviewed on Jan 25, 2005

After seeing Van Wilder the night before, I was hoping this would be just as smart. But it wasn’t. Nice tit scenes, though.

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Waiting for Guffman (1996)

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2005

Kinda funny in a very low-key, off-beat way. The play was actually pretty darn good.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Reviewed on Jan 19, 2005

Ferrell being funny.

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Fun to watch as it was probably the best Bond movie of the 80’s, and one of the last good ones before Dalton and Brosnan and shit stories turned it to crap. But it’s not that great. Moore is OK, Grace Jones is a bit scary.

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Collateral (2004)

Reviewed on Jan 15, 2005

Cruise and Foxx carry the show. Both turn in great performances.

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Van Wilder (2002)

Reviewed on Jan 14, 2005

Dismissed it when it came out, but it was funny! Probably the smartest, feel-good school movie since the 80’s. Reynolds is the new Chevy Chase. So happy to see that his style of humor is not lost forever.

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Elektra (2005)

Reviewed on Jan 14, 2005

Blah. The best moment was probably when Garner kissed the poisonous chick. Garner has a cute face, but it doesn’t seem like she’s much of an actress. It’s unfortunate that she only smiles once in this movie, as that is definitely when she looks the cutest. Awful make-up job. Her…

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