Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Technological Threat (1988)

Nice to see that there’s other edgy, socially aware animation aside from the Simpsons and South Park.

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The Lucky Number (1932)

Nice, simple story. Very theatrical. Mollison was fantastic. Great debut. Looks a bit like Tim Roth. I wonder if he’s still around. Wyndham’s a hottie.

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Bowfinger (1999)

Martin does Hollywood satire once again, only this time it’s not as entertaining. A cross between L.A. Story and Ed Wood. I’m sick of seeing Murphy show himself off as several different characters.

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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

The Farrelly formula: shocking gross-out humor, genitalia gags, animatronic animal cruelty, and random, exaggerated absurdities blended with simple romance and set to 70’s-style easy listening tunes. Carrey returns to his comic roots and does a pretty god job. Lots of opportunities for physical humor. Part of his appeal is that…

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Flatliners (1990)

Not bad. OK story and characters, but the acting slips at times. That black girl on the train was hilarious.

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Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Woo is coming into his own. Fantastic action shot with great style within a believable story. The action is crazy but believable, same appeal as the Bond movies or True Lies. A full-fledged Wooish shootout, and probably the most exciting and best-shot motorcycle chase I’ve ever seen. Lots of very…

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The General’s Daughter (1999)

Story’s not bad. Even Travolta’s not bad. I love his conversation with Woods.

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Rogue Trader (1999)

Good, tense moments if you understand the technicalities of the securities market. Nice to see McGregor without much make-up. Makes him more real.

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Romper Stomper (1992)

A strange mix of A Clockwork Orange and Trainspotting, with themes from American History X. Playful characters, acting, camerawork, and editing make it similar to Mad Max in style. No close-ups, which is nice. We get to see a younger, thinner Crowe, who even then had that internal intensity that…

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The Sweet Hereafter (1997)

Slow and confusing. Same weird snowy place, funny accents, and musical appeal as Fargo. The lawyer was a bit strange for a protagonist. The Go girl was good.

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