Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Hot Rod (2007)

Samberg’s got talent. Had a few moments.

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Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

Wonderful. Patel turns in a brilliantly mature performance for a 19 year old. True talent. Pinto is incredibly delicious. And the best kid acting I’ve seen in a long time. Music and score add wonderful energy to the story. I was put to task to find a flaw, and I…

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Eagle Eye (2008)

LaBeouf does his best in this so-so story.

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Ghost Town (2008)

Very funny, mostly because Ricky Gervais is a genius. He is the master of awkwardness. Kinnear does a great job supporting him.

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Tropic Thunder (2008)

Some funny moments. Incredible cast, losts of nice cameos.

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Pretty Woman (1990)

Nice story, and pretty well-made. Though released in 1990, this might be the last great movie in the spirit of the 80’s feel-good genre. Roberts pulls off the stripper with a heart of gold. Gere is charming. But what’s the real lesson here? That’s it’s OK to be a hooker?…

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Nancy Drew (2007)

OK for kids. Roberts is a cute girl with the right bloodline. In 5 years, she’ll be on top of the world.

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Wild Wild West (1999)

Not much to it. The opening sequence was the best part. Obviously shot before Will Smith started doing steroids.

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The Bucket List (2007)

Death is always dramatic. This is death x 2.

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Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Nice collection of 80’s stars but a horrible movie.

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