Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Wild Wild West (1999)

Not much to it. The opening sequence was the best part. Obviously shot before Will Smith started doing steroids.

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The Bucket List (2007)

Death is always dramatic. This is death x 2.

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Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Nice collection of 80’s stars but a horrible movie.

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Cat Dancers (2008)

Interesting story. Kooky people. Never heard of them.

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Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Where’d they find these people? They’re a pretty talented and funny group of actors…

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I Am Legend (2007)

Flashbacks effectively tell the story. Interesting idea, and some suspenseful sequences. The scene with the gun in dark magnificently shot. Monsters were a bit too CGI, though. Will Smith is engaging. He really needs to stick with victim roles. Seeing a cocky guy humbled by the drama is one of…

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Black and White (1999)

Quite a cast for this POS. Bijou’s kinda cute. Tyson’s pretty intense. How much of that was acting? Nice opening sequence.

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

Great setting piece. You do get a real sense of the period from this film. The casual pace and music help to create a rich mood. I have ten times more respect for Casey Affleck than his brother. Paul Schneider’s a very interesting actor. Hugh Ross sounds a lot like…

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Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

Everything about Lars is awkward. There’s nothing especially good about him. so we’re left with a storyline that is not dramatic, just weird. The whole neighborhood doing whatever they could (including the doctors and hospital) to support Lars’ psychosis was a bit far-fetched. In the end, though, I did find…

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Quantum of Solace (2008)

A suitable sequel that continued the story nicely. Back are Craig’s cool, brutal Bond and solid action. Homages to older Bond films are a nice touch. An admirable job by Forster. Olga’s maybe the most attractive woman Bonds hasn’t slept with?

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