Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Hero (2002)

Reviewed on Dec 9, 2004

Just not much fun. The Rashomon-inspired story is meager, the characters are uninteresting. The martial arts and swordplay are pretty good, but the wire stunts are artificial and the effects are a few dollars short of Matrix quality. Lots of nice photography and fabulous use of color, but what for?…

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Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Reviewed on Dec 2, 2004

Great action and lots of nice shots. The train scene is pretty amazing. Funny! Maguire is believable and entertaining, Molina is refreshingly real, and Simmons is once again perfect.

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Alexander (2004)

Reviewed on Nov 29, 2004

Obviously a tribute to the historical figure. An epic story, but a bit slow and rolling, making the running length seem much longer than it really is. A few moments of real drama and some gripping action scenes punctuate the storyline. Some of these battles we’ve never seen before. The…

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In America (2002)

Reviewed on Nov 28, 2004

Choked me up. Fabulously made by Sheridan, and the acting is fantastic. The kids were truly magical. Where are the Oscars? Maybe a hair long.

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The Stepford Wives (2004)

Reviewed on Nov 24, 2004

It’s got some stars in it, but it’s not a very moving story, and it’s a bit slow. How were they able to fool Mike at the moment of truth in his complex? Kidman is good in a familiar role as a paranoid woman trying to figure out how the…

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National Treasure (2004)

Reviewed on Nov 22, 2004

Another one off the Hollywood conveyor belt. Not bad, but nothing special. While I like Cage, I think he’s getting a bit old and goofy to be an action star, I think. Kruger is hot.

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Cosmic Voyage (1996)

Reviewed on Nov 18, 2004

Better effects than Cosmos, but not nearly as in-depth. It’s almost “dumbed down” a bit.

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Bowling for Columbine (2002)

Reviewed on Nov 17, 2004

Moore is very resourceful, graphic, funny, and matter-of-fact in his informative critique of America’s gun culture. Llike Fahrenheit 9/11, it gets a bit convoluted at times, but in the end it’s a thorough and thoughtful exploration of the topic.

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Mean Girls (2004)

Reviewed on Nov 15, 2004

Pretty witty high school comedy, like Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion. Smarter than most SNL productions. McAdams is hot, and Chabert has grown up nicely.

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Van Helsing (2004)

Reviewed on Nov 15, 2004

Very glossy, in that the lighting, framing, and effects are all perfect. Unfortunately, the non-stop action prevents the development of a story. Beckinsale is smoking.

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