Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Life Is Beautiful (1997)

Nice story. Mixes comedy with drama quite effectively, like Signs. The most fascinating thing to see, I think, is watching someone who is always funny trying to deal with a serious situation. I would have liked to see Benigni get even more serious, and to see things get even more…

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The Scorpion King (2002)

Paint-by-numbers story and action and effects, but they really lost me with the electric guitars. Rock was kinda funny, but I know he could have been a lot funnier. I know he’s capable of it. That arm-wrestling chick was incredible.

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The Sum of All Fears (2002)

About what I expected. A complicated, literary plot about nukes involving enough people to make it a pain in the ass to watch. I suppose Affleck makes a good Jack Ryan.

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Flashdance (1983)

Not much happens, doesn’t really go anywhere. A bit disjointed and unpolished like a lot of 80’s movies. The ending kind sucked. Beals is hot. Got a boner watching her eat lobster. She’s is like Ralph Macchio in so many ways. But she’s unrealistically normal. She swears a lot and…

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Vacation (1983)

Funny stuff. Almost every joke and gag works perfectly.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Feels like a Disney movie. Would have liked to see a bit more edge to it. Action’s not bad, and the skeleton effects were well-done. A bit long. Depp is magnetic, and I love the pirate language they all use.

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Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)

Touching war romance, although it would have been really impressive if the whole thing was in subtitles. The most interesting character, I thought, was the sympathetic Nazi. The war footage was OK.

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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

Pretty good for a non-Cameron installment. They actually came up with a story worth telling, which was my biggest concern. Mostow stays pretty faithful to the original movies and, by introducing inevitable self-destruction, finds a way for the story to keep going. I think Arnie will now abandon movies and…

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L.A. Confidential (1997)

Russell Crowe plays one of the most intense mofos I have ever seen. Riveting. Pearce was good too. Spacey’s death stare was awesome. Basinger was OK. A lot of the Oscar-nominated acting came from the script, I think. Complicated plot. Why Crowe would so easily fall in love with a…

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Basic (2003)

Not a fan of Travolta or movies that leave us in the dark. I start to think that everything I am seeing is BS and I get bored waiting for the truth. Another Rashomon-like whodunnit. Refreshing to see a protagonist embracing evil for a change. Nielsen’s hot but her crap…

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