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The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
The plot’s a bit convoluted. Not sure it needed to be this complicated. The dialogue continues to be enigmatic, almost laughable at times. Interesting to see that Keanu, who clearly cannot act, did not have the use of his eyes (an actor’s most emotive tool) in the film’s most dramatic…
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The Office (2001–2003)
One of the funniest things ever on television. Don’t think humor this subtle would ever catch on in America.
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Nice story. Mixes comedy with drama quite effectively, like Signs. The most fascinating thing to see, I think, is watching someone who is always funny trying to deal with a serious situation. I would have liked to see Benigni get even more serious, and to see things get even more…
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The Scorpion King (2002)
Paint-by-numbers story and action and effects, but they really lost me with the electric guitars. Rock was kinda funny, but I know he could have been a lot funnier. I know he’s capable of it. That arm-wrestling chick was incredible.
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The Sum of All Fears (2002)
About what I expected. A complicated, literary plot about nukes involving enough people to make it a pain in the ass to watch. I suppose Affleck makes a good Jack Ryan.
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Flashdance (1983)
Not much happens, doesn’t really go anywhere. A bit disjointed and unpolished like a lot of 80’s movies. The ending kind sucked. Beals is hot. Got a boner watching her eat lobster. She’s is like Ralph Macchio in so many ways. But she’s unrealistically normal. She swears a lot and…
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Feels like a Disney movie. Would have liked to see a bit more edge to it. Action’s not bad, and the skeleton effects were well-done. A bit long. Depp is magnetic, and I love the pirate language they all use.
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Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)
Touching war romance, although it would have been really impressive if the whole thing was in subtitles. The most interesting character, I thought, was the sympathetic Nazi. The war footage was OK.
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Pretty good for a non-Cameron installment. They actually came up with a story worth telling, which was my biggest concern. Mostow stays pretty faithful to the original movies and, by introducing inevitable self-destruction, finds a way for the story to keep going. I think Arnie will now abandon movies and…
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