Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (1953)

Goofy, futuristic, and fun.

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For the Birds (2000)

Cute, but there’s not much to it. Pixar’s animation and sound would get a lot better in the following years.

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Kiwi! (2006)

A small project, but cute.

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What’s Opera, Doc? (1957)

Artsy, but not very funny.

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V for Vendetta (2005)

A decent thriller that tries to be something a lot bigger, but it doesn’t quite do it. The whole thing has a 1984, Apple commercial vibe that is a little too familiar. Portman’s accent is not so great. She has tiny hands, doesn’t she? Rea’s a good actor, but here…

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Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman (2015)

Impressive for Carolla’s first quality, polished production. It’s thoughtfully made, but not I’m not sure there’s enough meat for feature-length doc. Great footage, they got some great people for interviews, but like a lot of documentaries that don’t have narrator or at least title cards to guide you through the…

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Kung Fury (2015)

Pretty darn funny. Lots of jokes that the 80’s crowd will love. Sandberg’s got a knack for this. Fittingly, he looks a bit like Johnny Depp.

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Serenity (2005)

This is a cheaply made, poorly made TV show. Seemingly just another episode of “Firefly”. I never watched it, but should I have to? There are a lot of things I don’t know, a lot of background I’m missing, and a lot of things I don’t care about. It’s annoying…

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Tomorrowland (2015)

Bird made a name for himself making some great animated features, and his adventurous style really comes through. Brilliant visuals, whimsical camerawork, fun editing, easy performances by good-looking people. Unfortunately, it can be a little awkward making a live-action movie with the same sort of whim. There are moments, like…

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The Judge (2014)

Interesting courtroom/family drama about a character with a moral obligation to defend someone who wants to be found guilty. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. Downey’s snappy dialogue makes me wonder how much leeway he has with scripts. His combination of dialogue and diction and expression is unique,…

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