Story is dumb, with almost no loyalty to original series.
Effects are dumb. Ice doesn’t sink. Quick editing ruins the potential for any real action.
Star actors, but who cares. Everyone is dumb.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) 
Directed by Stephen Sommers
Starring Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Grégory Fitoussi, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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