Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Directed by Richard Fleischer

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, Mako


Made during a time when all movies were a little awkward. Filmmakers wanted to try something different, but they weren’t sure how to do it.

Bad acting, bad editing, and a score featuring two themes: “Something Bad is Approaching” and “Conan is Victorious”. One thing is for sure: Arnold had freakishly large muscles for his time.

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