Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Reservation Road (2007)

Nice simple story. Probably Ruffalo’s and Phoenix’s best performances.

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Nice effects, but a little silly and boring.

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Bulletproof (1996)

Very slightly entertaining.

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The Ruins (2008)

More gory than story. Who really enjoys this kind of stuff?

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Wall Street (1987)

A larger look at the system and not a very deep look at any of the characters, which is unfortunate. Hannah’s horrible, and it’s not a very polished production. Mediocre camerawork, along with unremarkable dialogue and some sound issues.

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Meet Dave (2008)

Much funnier than I expected, but a bit long. Murphy really can still do comedy. Banks is so darn cute.

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Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Nice story, great animation, and some good comedy. The anime segment was awesome. Pretty good for a non-Pixar animated feature. Pixar’s set the bar pretty high for this sort of thing.

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Dragnet (1987)

Made during a time when a crappy story was better than no story at all. Two comic geniuses, but it’s pretty flat. Hanks tries his best with the material, but it just doesn’t work. Lots of sexy extras.

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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Nice animation, but the story and comedy aren’t nearly as sharp as Pixar’s.

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JCVD (2008)

Had no idea Jean-Claude could be this down-to-earth. Always thought he was a loser, but he seems like a really cool guy. Interesting meta-film. Seems like Van Damme has a pretty realistic and healthy view of himself and Hollywood. Perhaps a hair too preachy and a hair unrewarding in the…

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