Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Fatal Attraction (1987)

Great thriller, seriously creepy and nicely shot. I guess the 80’s were when it was finally OK to tell a story about adultery. Lyne’s definitely got a very specific niche. Douglas nails it with a great performance, only he is upstaged by Close. Close is scary and scary good, Oscar-worthy.…

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Wide Awake (2006)

Kind of interesting. Fantastic footage and editing. Berliner is likable.

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Barbaro (2007)

Ya, I ended up feeling sorry for that damn horse.

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Ghost (1990)

Although some of the effects are a bit dated, it works. Touching story. Zucker, huh? Swayze seems a bit goofy, but he pulls it off. Moore used to be cute.

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You, Me and Dupree (2006)

Not bad. Hudson is cute.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

Even if I could stay awake, I think I would have had a hard time keeping the story straight. Depp’s character and any potential drama is lost to a convoluted, confusing plot. Easily, the worst of the three.

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Knocked Up (2007)

You have a drama dealing with some pretty serious issues and seriously tormented characters. You see not 1, not 2, but 3 shots of a baby emerging from a vagina. And it’s supposed to be a comedy, too? The mix doesn’t work. John Hughes is one of the only people…

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Blood Diamond (2006)

A well-made film and a touching story. Zwick has really fine-tuned his art. DiCaprio nails it. A completely believable character. Hounsou turns in a strong performance as well.

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Another Day in Paradise (1998)

Drugs and violence without much character development. Feels like it was made by a film student. Wagner is spunky and cute.

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16 Blocks (2006)

Just not all that interesting.

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