Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

More of the same, but it’s lacking in originality and getting old. The rhino birth scene was pretty funny.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Good characters, action, and story. Great fantasy which sets a great mood. Seeing it on the big screen makes a huge difference. Awesome punching sound! Remarkably polished for 1981. It even stands up well today. This might have been the first film to conquer the low-quality film, bad color, messy…

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Time Bandits (1981)

Unfortunately, it’s a silly kids movie with a Monty Python cast.

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Hackers (1995)

Not nearly as cool as I thought it would be. A cheesy and unrealistic look at hacking, and amatuerish filmmaking. They should have spent less money on the motherboard fly-bys and more money on film for additional takes. Good music, but it’s wasted. Miller reminds me a bit of Jason…

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Kingpin (1996)

One of the better Farrelly comedies. More deformity and penis humor. Murray is just funny. Quaid is holding up pretty well after all these years. He actually looks a lot like Kevin Spacey.

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Up in Smoke (1978)

Silly drug humor.

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The first real high school movie, with lots of edgy, refreshing sexual content. This movie would have answered a lot of questions for me when I was younger. It’s a valuable snapshot of high school life in the 80’s, but it’s not quite as witty as the John Hughes movies…

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Donnie Brasco (1997)

Not bad. Nice to see Pacino vulnerable for a change. Heche is pretty hot.

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Hotel Rwanda (2004)

With unbelievable human cruelty and the innocence of children, it pulls all the heartstrings. An African Schindler’s List. Cheadle is strong. He seems to love accents.

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The Hunt for Red October (1990)

Pretty good story, and pretty well made. Lots of Die Hard elements in there, which I guess isn’t too surprising coming from McTiernan. Good cast. Baldwin used to be a good-looking guy. Interesting transition from Russian to English dialogue.

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