Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Enough Said (2013)

Reviewed on Dec 19, 2014

Low-budget, but a sweet little story. Good cast, characters, and performances. Louis-Dreyfus’ schtick is charming. Gandolfini in an uncomfortable but authentic role.

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The Book Thief (2013)

Reviewed on Dec 11, 2014

Beautiful photography, wonderful sets, but the story doesn’t really go anywhere. Any story about Jews during WWII should be easy drama, but this girl’s story is not very dramatic. Nélisse (Liesel) is adorable, such expressive eyes and a really great performance. Liersch (Rudy) is great as well. Rushmore turns in…

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Killing Zoe (1993)

Reviewed on Dec 11, 2014

A jumble of drugs and violence and foul language, it’s amateurish and simple. This is something Tarantino would have made as a teenager. It’s no surprise that Avary is friends with Tarantino. Shame Stoltz never had a real career. Delpy is cute.

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The Wicker Man (1973)

Reviewed on Dec 10, 2014

Well this is fucking weird. A lot of weird movies came out around this time. It’s almost like the world, filmmakers in particular, were trying to come to grips with the occult, religion, superstition, nature, and nudity. Christopher Lee’s voice is wonderful. The inspiration for the Burning Man festival, maybe?

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Hidalgo (2004)

Reviewed on Dec 8, 2014

An OK feel-good story about a pretty, well-trained horse. Johnston has a filmography of mediocre kids movies. Amazing that he also made Captain America: The First Avenger.

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A Very Brady Christmas (1988)

Reviewed on Dec 4, 2014

Cool to see much of the same cast, and it’s interestingly updated for the 80’s, but it’s just so awkward. Would have been nice getting the real Cindy and Sam back.

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About Time (2013)

Reviewed on Dec 2, 2014

Curtis has made something that is polished, cute, fun, and unpredictable. It combines the heart, wit, wonderfully snappy dialogue, and English charm of Love Actually with the a “how can I live each day best” exploration that’s in Groundhog Day. Gleeson is exceptionally funny, and magnetic. McAdams is undeniably cute.…

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Out to Sea (1997)

Reviewed on Nov 22, 2014

They’re really milking as much as they can out of this duo.

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We’re the Millers (2013)

Reviewed on Nov 15, 2014

Sudeikis is funny, Aniston does a pretty good job, Roberts is OK. Poulter seems like he’s trying really hard to look and act American.

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Poltergeist (1982)

Reviewed on Nov 15, 2014

Quality horror for its time, with pretty good, creepy effects. What ever happened to those long, quiet takes in horror movies? They were so effective at building suspense. I wonder if it would have been any better if Spielberg had full director privileges.

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