Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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42 (2013)

Boseman does a good job as Jackie. The baseball play is also pretty good, though I would have liked to see Boseman emulate Jackie’s unique running style. But the story tends to drag a bit. We get it, white people in the south hated him. At the risk of sounding…

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Dark Skies (2013)

A mix of Poltergeist and Signs. Freaky things happen to a family in a suburban neighborhood, an old wise person comes to help, turns out it’s extraterrestrial in origin, and they communicate via walkie-talkies. A few good stings, but the aliens were kind of crappy-looking.

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American Hustle (2013)

At the start, I wasn’t sure if I was going to be having a Martin Scorsese or Wes Anderson or Coen brothers experience. Ended up being a combination of the three. And it might be the most authentic recreation of the 70’s ever put on film. Actually felt like I…

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Let’s Go to Prison (2006)

Kind of a dumb movie, but Arnett’s a great straight man. It’s nice to see him not taking himself too seriously, which is something that plagues a lot of his more recent comedy work.

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)

I really wanted this one to be funny, but it wasn’t. With three really funny guys returning for a sequel (Koechner has never made me laugh), I thought they’d have a good story and some witty banter, but it’s a lame effort all around. I can’t believe the same guy…

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Men in Black 3 (2012)

Silly story and some goofy effects, but it’s decent. Sonnenfeld adds a nice, touching angle to this one. Brolin does a good young Jones, and Smith is tolerable. Thompson is always quality.

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Prisoners (2013)

A refreshingly classic, simple thriller, solidly executed by Villeneuve. The story is nicely paced, if not a bit slow at times. The ending is seemingly abrupt, but it works perfectly. Jackman and Gyllenhaal are both great. Jackman is very ferocious but very vulverable and human, refreshing to see after years…

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Leap of Faith (1992)

Decent 90’s flick. Martin has an impeccable sense of timing. Drama is easy for him. But there’s not much comedy for him to work with. That’s what could have made this one great.

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Dirty Dancing (1987)

An interesting mix of the 50’s, 60’s, and 80’s that somehow works and really feels nostalgic. Swayze was cool, and it’s easy to see how Grey became American’s sweetheart for a little while. She has some real appeal. There seems to be quite an age difference between Swayze and Grey,…

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Dream House (2011)

A nice little thriller. Well-shot, well-paced, with just the right amount of touching and creepy and mystery. Sheridan knows what he’s doing. Craig is really good. Wonderful make-up job on him, transforming him from happy and normal to distraught and disheveled. Weisz is also good and has a wonderful American…

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