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The Jackal (1997)

Reviewed on Nov 7, 2011

Just FEELS like a 90’s movie. Willis is kinda cool.

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A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008)

Reviewed on Nov 5, 2011

A lot of guys have wanted to do something like this. Waitt is deadpan funny and endearing, although sometimes he plays a bit too dumb and some of his scenes are staged. The end, in particular, is scripted and unsatisfyingly fake. Did we need to see his cock so much?…

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King Solomon’s Mines (1985)

Reviewed on Oct 31, 2011

Horribly made. Chamberlain’s such a goofball. Stone was lucky to have a career after this. Oh wait, she’s pretty.

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The Sting (1973)

Reviewed on Oct 30, 2011

Decent period piece, but a little slow. Most movies from the 70’s were pretty slow. The music is fun, but I’m not really sure it fits. Newman’s pretty cool, and he really does have amazing eyes. Redford was quite athletic, wasn’t he? It’s always interesting watching period pieces from different…

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The Wolfman (2010)

Reviewed on Oct 30, 2011

Gory with decent effects, but there’s not much else to it.

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Auto Focus (2002)

Reviewed on Oct 30, 2011

Kinnear is wonderful, but was this a story worth telling? Crane was an interesting guy, but not a very redeeming one.

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Bridesmaids (2011)

Reviewed on Oct 25, 2011

The girls all have comic chops, but their ad lib skills are not quite honed. Some scenes are funny but a little forced. Might be the first time I have seen girls use so much toilet humor. Nice little story.

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Predators (2010)

Reviewed on Oct 22, 2011

They’re really milking this franchise. Is it really still making money? Brody has a bassy, amplified Christian Bale-as-Batman voice. Did he really need this role? I feel like he’s got a bit more class than this.

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