Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

Horrible 80’s cheese from the opening credits to the soundtrack to the acting to the closing credits. A few famous faces, but they’re all wasted. William Petersen is awful. Decent car chase.

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National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

Not absolutely horrible.

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The Town (2010)

Nice story, interesting local setting, polished production. Some really great, Heat-like shootouts, and a great moment with a cop who looks away. Nice performances by a nice cast. This is Affleck is at his coolest, toughest, and least annoying. I’m surprised Affleck directed something this polished. How much help did…

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Sucker Punch (2011)

Kill Bill meets The Matrix meets Annie. These girls really kick ass. A heavily made-up and wonderfully expressive Browning mixes innocence with hopelessness with determination. I’m sure this is exactly the performance Snyder was hoping for. Fantastic action. Really nice effects are mixed with beautiful Baroque/steampunk photography. There’s that unique…

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Max Manus: Man of War (2008)

Interesting story. Well-shot, except for some handheld camera during some of the film’s calmer, emotional moments. Well-casted. These guys look just like their real-life counterparts. Aksel Hennie is Norway’s James Spader.

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TRON: Legacy (2010)

Not a bad extension of the story. I like Hedlund as the lead. He would have been a bit more dramatic if he was a little less cocky, but he does vaguely look and sound like Bridges. Young Bridges’ face is a little smooth and plastic-looking, and the extreme expressions…

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The A-Team (2010)

More about action and plot twists than about plot and character. The actors are faded photocopies of the characters from the original series, with Neeson and Copley barely pulling it off. For Hannibal and Murdock, they really should have gone with American actors who could be more naturally American.

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Up in the Air (2009)

A small, smart, mature, ponderous story. Reitman’s getting better, emplying more dramatic, less quirky storylines. His characters, dialogue, and comedy are still quirky, but it’s a nice balance.

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Precious (2009)

A horrible story. What’s redeeming about this? Sidibe has the same appeal as large-lipped, innocent, and well-meaning Bubba from Forrest Gump. Mo’Nique plays a truly hateful character, but it’s a really good performance.

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Couples Retreat (2009)

A fun little comedy with a fun cast. Great chemistry between some of the most natural comic actors in the business. I think everyone enjoyed making this one.

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