Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Puns are bad. Pesci milks his persona. But if he’s gonna do that, he has to be funnier, more over the top. He can’t just ride it. Swanson’s hot.

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The Blind Side (2009)

Touching.

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Black Rain (1989)

Not bad, but quite long, and I’m not sure why. Scott succeeds in creating a Bladerunner-ish set in and around Tokyo and fills it with ceiling fans. Douglas is pretty cool. I’ve always wondered why Garcia never had a real career. He’s got the look. Does he really lack dramatic…

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Stand by Me (1986)

A nice, simple Stephen King story. I remember enjoying it more when I was younger, but it still holds up pretty well. Amazing cast. The kids do a great job, delivering wonderfully written dialogue with ease.

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The King’s Speech (2010)

Firth delivers a courageous performance of an unflattering character. Rush is good, too. But I’m not sure there is enough drama here. The king’s impediment seems almost like an obstacle to the establishment of dramatic relationships between the characters. And if a dramatic wartime speech is the climax of the…

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The Stepfather (2009)

Some of the suspense is a bit forced, but Walsh is nice and creepy.

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She’s Out of My League (2010)

Silly. Baruchel is terribly annoying.

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Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Cheesy action from two guys who can’t carry a movie.

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MacGruber (2010)

Not funny enough. Forte’s got a hint of talent.

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The Dilemma (2011)

Not as bad as I expected. Howard’s sense of comedy is pretty basic, but Vaughn’s natural charm and punchy dialogue bring the laughs. The whole “dilemma” is a bit forced, but there are enough dramatic scenes to keep it engaging. Is Winona Ryder on drugs? Her last few performances featured…

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