Same formula as the Jackie Chan movies. Very 80’s. Crummy story. Why are they both fighting for a tunnel that only Frankie gives a shit about?
A few slo-mo kicks and punches, but the action is lacking. And the pathetic acting doesn’t compensate.
Van Damme’s got a nice body. Too bad he’s so faggy-looking. Bolo is cool, like an Asian Arnie. Lewis is good as a Vietnam Vet.
That frog-slicing was nasty.
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