Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)

Directed by Jim Jarmusch

Starring Forest Whitaker, John Tormey, Cliff Gorman, Dennis Liu


Boyz In The Hood meets The Professional. A horribly slow and boring long rap video interspersed with cryptic and idiotic samurai sayings.

One of the worst character studies ever. Why does everyone like him? Does he have a girlfriend? All he does is walk around and think. A lot of faggoty sword shit. Nothing really happens. And his French-speaking friend is just as idiotic.

Do mobsters really like cartoons? Or were they just cheesy metaphors in this fable shit?

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