Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Directed by Simon West

Starring Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor


The story sucks and the acting sucks. Worst movie I’ve seen in a while, and I saw it coming. Indiana Jones meets The Mummy meets Blade.

Jolie is a lousy action hero. But I love to see her titties bouncing, and her English accent is kinda cool.

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