Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Tropic Thunder (2008)

Some funny moments. Incredible cast, losts of nice cameos.

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Pretty Woman (1990)

Nice story, and pretty well-made. Though released in 1990, this might be the last great movie in the spirit of the 80’s feel-good genre. Roberts pulls off the stripper with a heart of gold. Gere is charming. But what’s the real lesson here? That’s it’s OK to be a hooker?…

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Nancy Drew (2007)

OK for kids. Roberts is a cute girl with the right bloodline. In 5 years, she’ll be on top of the world.

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Wild Wild West (1999)

Not much to it. The opening sequence was the best part. Obviously shot before Will Smith started doing steroids.

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The Bucket List (2007)

Death is always dramatic. This is death x 2.

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Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Nice collection of 80’s stars but a horrible movie.

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Cat Dancers (2008)

Interesting story. Kooky people. Never heard of them.

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Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Where’d they find these people? They’re a pretty talented and funny group of actors…

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I Am Legend (2007)

Flashbacks effectively tell the story. Interesting idea, and some suspenseful sequences. The scene with the gun in dark magnificently shot. Monsters were a bit too CGI, though. Will Smith is engaging. He really needs to stick with victim roles. Seeing a cocky guy humbled by the drama is one of…

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Black and White (1999)

Quite a cast for this POS. Bijou’s kinda cute. Tyson‘s pretty intense. How much of that was acting? Nice opening sequence.

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