Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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High Anxiety (1977)

Reviewed on Sep 17, 2008

Didn’t even crack a smile. How did anyone ever think Mel Brooks was funny?

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Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Reviewed on Sep 17, 2008

Made during a time when all movies were a little awkward. Filmmakers wanted to try something different, but they weren’t sure how to do it. Bad acting, bad editing, and a score featuring two themes: “Something Bad is Approaching” and “Conan is Victorious”. One thing is for sure: Arnold had…

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School for Scoundrels (2006)

Reviewed on Sep 10, 2008

Not bad, lots of twists. Thornton is always cool, and Heder pulls it off.

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Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Reviewed on Sep 8, 2008

Nice little story. Williams is pretty good.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Reviewed on Sep 6, 2008

Nice collection of young actors, but a really silly movie. Swanson was a knock-out.

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The Astronaut Farmer (2006)

Reviewed on Sep 5, 2008

Corny, unrealistic, and some really crappy effects. It’s just not that believable.

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The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978)

Reviewed on Sep 3, 2008

Pretty crappy.

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Waitress (2007)

Reviewed on Sep 2, 2008

OK story, hints of comedy. Russell is good at playing distressed characters. When she’s happy, she’s just not as believable.

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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Reviewed on Sep 2, 2008

Pretty goofy movie, pretty incredible cast. Geena was foxy.

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Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Reviewed on Aug 30, 2008

Probably the best of the bunch. I like Tom Cruise.

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