Jeff's Reviews | Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Rambo (2008)

Reviewed on Jan 27, 2008

I feel like I watched half a movie. Not nearly enough story, and the 93 minute running time doesn’t help. The end left me wondering what the heck was accomplished. Stallone, a grunting pile of muscle, is pretty cool. But I wanted to see more bow and arrow. You can’t…

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Made in America (1993)

Reviewed on Jan 24, 2008

Cheesy dumb, with a “daring” race angle. Common for movies of this time.

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2001 Maniacs (2005)

Reviewed on Jan 24, 2008

Some pretty good gross-out shots and some hot women.

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Kiss of Death (1995)

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2008

An amazing cast for a pretty amateurish story. It’s so hard to take Caruso seriously with his poofy red hair.

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Ask Dr. Baden: An Autopsy Special (2005)

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2008

Pretty interesting stuff.

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Music and Lyrics (2007)

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2008

Surprisingly touching and unannoying. Nice music. Grant’s such a charmer, isn’t he?

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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

Reviewed on Jan 21, 2008

Decent effects but boring. Unfortunate that Murray had to associate himself with such mediocre work.

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Atonement (2007)

Reviewed on Jan 19, 2008

Another Oscar-ish English period piece, and a good one. McAvoy delivers a wonderful performance. He’s the next big thing. The various actresses playing Briony do a fantastic job.

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