Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

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Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

Pretty good story and writing. Everything’s tied up nicely, and some of the camaraderie of the original is preserved. Actually, a pretty good franchise. Gibson is likeable but his tics are a bit much. Kensit’s hot.

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The Andromeda Strain (1971)

Like most films of this period, most shots are static, very deliberately framed, and hesitate for a moment too long, giving the film a desolate, sterile feeling. It worked for Planet of the Apes, but not much else. Effects, as expected, are a bit cheesy. The characters are stale, everyopne…

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Batman (1989)

OK, but not as good as it should have been. Dark and moody, but Burton’s a bit of a disappointment. The script isn’t too smart, the characters aren’t too interesting, and some of the photography/editing looks a bit sloppy. Keaton isn’t the best choice for Batman. Everyone is too old…

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Fever Pitch (2005)

Fallon’s just not funny.

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Constantine (2005)

Effects are nice, but the story’s kinda blah. Keanu plays the chosen one again.

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Terms of Endearment (1983)

One of the most depressing and touching movies I have seen in a while. Indiscriminately tugs at your heartstrings like a few other movies in the 80’s, like Beaches. Fabulous cast. McLain is solid. Winger is fun, endearing, and charismatic. The demise of her character is part of what makes…

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Waiting… (2005)

Really funny. Reynolds really *is* the new Chevy Chase.

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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Lee draws things out a bit too much. It’s an interesting story, but it’s long and slow. Not a lot happens. Gyllenhaal’s got it. And Ledger actually can act, even if he does sound a bit like Karl from Sling Blade. Great aging make-up on the guys. Beautiful landscape photography.

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Mystery Date (1991)

Very average in every way.

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100 Mile Rule (2002)

Reminded me of “Very Bad Things” (I think the characters even refer to that film in the movie), only it’s a bit sloppy and not quite as dark. Acting is pretty good all around.

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