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Memoirs of Snail (2024)
Nicely told, but it lacks a bit of wit and edge. I wanted it to be just a little smarter—leaning on more than caricatures and on-the-nose comedy. That said, the “testicle” line got me. The animation is impressive, somehow both cute and grotesque. But from a dramatic standpoint, I’m not…
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
The story bends over backward to the point of near-incomprehensibility, but if that’s the price for all these fun cameos, I’ll take it. And there are certainly plenty—some from deep in the past, a few showing their age, but still a blast to see. It does make me wonder who…
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Transformers One (2024)
As a fan of the series that entertained me throughout my childhood, it’s hard to be objective on this one. On the one hand, I feel like this is what Transformers fan really wanted and deserved, not the Michael Bay atrocities. On the other, I wonder how much of my…
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Moana 2 (2024)
Great animation, but the story lacks punch because the stakes just aren’t very high. Moana wants to meet other explorers? On top of that, Maui’s song piece isn’t very good, and Heihei isn’t as funny.
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I appreciate the motivated backstory for Furiosa, but her story as an adult feels a bit thin. The movie leans heavily on quirkiness, action, and style, often at the expense of deeper storytelling. Great action sequences with what looks like some great stunts, though I can’t tell which ones are…
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The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019)
Story and comedy are a even better than the first. Pretty good movies to have come from a dumb game.
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Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024)
Would have been a good third movie in the franchise. Beverly Hills Cop III should never have existed, a subtle joke that’s made in the dialogue of this film. There are moments that capture the spunk, charm, and vibe of the original ’80s classics. You can see Eddie Murphy authentically…
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Am I Racist? (2024)
The message here is clear: racist and anti-racist stances have become such powerful virtue signals that racism has turned into a for-profit industry. It’s a thought-provoking idea and certainly worth considering. However, the topic isn’t explored from as many angles as What Is a Woman?, leaving the story feeling a…
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The Man from Earth (2007)
Interesting concept, one I’ve always wondered about myself. Some of the ideas are genuinely thought-provoking, especially the second half’s exploration of the history of religion. I wonder if that was the real motivation behind the script. The movie has a strong Twilight Zone vibe, and in fact, a similar concept…
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