Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

The Punisher (2004)

Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh

Starring A. Russell Andrews, Omar Avila, James Carpinello, Mark Collie

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Brutal, but not as much “fun” as the other Marvel flicks, partly because he doesn’t have any special powers. He’s just a pissed off dude.

Jane is pretty good, but a bit boyish-looking for the part. Romijn is still hot. She’s becoming the staple Marvel hot girl. Nash as the Russian dude was awesome. Loved the grenade baseball sequence.

There’s no explanation as to how he survived a shot to the chest. And the flaming cars in the the shape of a skull were completely idiotic.

Voiceovers don’t work if they’re used only once.

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