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Jingle All the Way (1996)

Reviewed on Sep 28, 2006

Pretty horrible. Arnold should be ashamed. He could have at least tried to make it funny with some muscle comedy or something…

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Really took me by surprise. I’d heard the story on the news, but didn’t think much of it. But seeing young, non-Jewish, country bumpkins in the middle of nowhere getting emotional about the Holocaust really tugs the heartstrings.

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Love Potion No. 9 (1992)

Reviewed on Sep 26, 2006

Kind of an interesting premise, but it’s a cheesy movie. Bullock’s ugly prostheses really work.

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The Commitments (1991)

Reviewed on Sep 26, 2006

Really good musical performances. Strong is a very interesting, very talented singer. Amazing that he was only 17… Interesting backstory to the film. Rowan’s appearance is very cool.

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Transamerica (2005)

Reviewed on Sep 24, 2006

Huffman is good. A woman playing a man playing a woman is a novel idea, and she pulls it off. A completely unselfish, emotional performance. Zegers is impressive, too.

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Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

Reviewed on Sep 23, 2006

Each scene is shot and scored like it is the climax of the movie when there’s really nothing going on at all. What you end up with is an extremely boring movie without a story and full of anticlimaxes. The excruciatingly slow camera movements and still shots lull you to…

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Transporter 2 (2005)

Reviewed on Sep 20, 2006

Statham’s an OK action star. A bit stiff, a bit cold, but kind of fun to watch. Story is a bit lame, and the action is a bit far-fetched.

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Continental Divide (1981)

Reviewed on Sep 14, 2006

Pretty horrible. Completely unfunny, and the drama is transparent. The acting, timing, and story are awkward like most movies of the early 70’s and late 80’s. Sad that this was one of Belushi’s last movies.

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Regarding Henry (1991)

Reviewed on Sep 11, 2006

OK story. Crap ending. Ford’s an OK actor. I think he might be a tad overrated, though…

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Reviewed on Sep 4, 2006

Was it even a comedy? It’s like they went into each scene without a script or any clue what they were going to improvise. You know the writing is bad when the outtakes are funnier than the movie. And the outtakes weren’t even that funny. If anything, this movie was…

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