Jeff's Reviews

Thoughts on every movie I've ever seen.

recent product reviews

Anna and the King (1999)

Reviewed on Apr 16, 2000

Blah. The drama is OK, but there’s not much else to the movie. Sure it wasn’t Ron Howard directing?

Full Review

Blade (1998)

Reviewed on Dec 22, 1999

Some nice effects, great techno score. Snipes does a good job not looking clumsy. Cool “what the fuck” lip-reading.

Full Review

Horse Chase (2024–)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Um, cool.

Full Review

Thumbs Across America (1989)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Kinda neat, but it gets boring. He only wanted to take the trip just to see if he could, and it would have been nice if there was more meaning to it so we would care. Nice ending.

Full Review

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

As a musical, it’s goofy. As a romance, it’s cheesy. As an action-adventure, it’s silly. And as a comedy, it’s just not funny. Witless, dumb gags, horrible timing. They certainly went downhill after “Who’s on First”. Costello seems like a cross between Nathan Lane and John Belushi. Abbott looked like…

Full Review

A Trip to the Moon (1902)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Interesting. The lunar villains were pretty cool.

Full Review

The Great Train Robbery (1903)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Decent story. Cool hand-painted clothing. The first close-up.

Full Review

The Inn Where No Man Rests (1903)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Méliès on drugs.

Full Review

Life of an American Fireman (1903)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Interesting editing at the end. Apparently, there were two versions, each showing different editing at the end.

Full Review

Personal (1904)

Reviewed on Dec 31, 1969

Long takes. Get comfortable.

Full Review